he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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