Me. At least after what I've been through.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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