Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
