We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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