I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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