found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Porn is love you can see.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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