the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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