Kiss
Puke
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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