Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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