the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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