Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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