New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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