I puked a lego.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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