do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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