I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He shit in the fireplace
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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