thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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