I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We don't watch enough power rangers
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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