party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I currently don't understand fingers.
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