This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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