therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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