mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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