Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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