i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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