Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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