You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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