this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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