Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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