i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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