Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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