we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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