Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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