Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
