He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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