she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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