He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Can you bring me the toilet please
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Let's get the cat blown out
I need a beard to bite.
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