But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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