so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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