Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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