have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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