she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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