no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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