Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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