i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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