I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
we should paint friendship bongs
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