Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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