the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I am available for nakedness
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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