Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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