Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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