Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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