is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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