We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
