I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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