Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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