'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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