Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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