ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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