uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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