Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My ass is underappreciated
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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