Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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