i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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