Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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