But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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