so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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