dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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