No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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