you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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